Monday, June 13, 2011

Breaking the Law is Fun to Do

Is it really breaking the law if you are volunteering?  I hope not, because I broke the law like 200 times.

As if renovating the kitchen, loads of job hunting, packing for a vacation, teaching Father's Day songs, juggling a household with opposite schedules (Ben's back to working nights again) and being a mother just isn't enough, Friday mornings I volunteer with the school district.  I teach a 4th grade math group, then a 5th grade writing group.  Then I drive over to the Community Connections Center (CCC) to help there for an hour.  So one day, a CCC teacher hands me the Teacher's Edition of a pre-algebra book and asked me to make a booklet of teachers' answers for the practice pages.  I don't know if you've seen TEs, but they'll often have microscopic answers for the worksheets in the margins.  This was the case with this book. 

I enlarged the margins and xeroxed my way through each section of each chapter of the whole entire book.  The teacher who handed me the book and led me to my xerox machine accomplice did justify the whole thing by saying "A solutions manual is available for purchase, but there's no money in the budget to order it."

Ohhh!

Well! 

In that case. . .
Bring on the criminal activity!
I believe I'm more excited this is the last week of school than my kids are.  Any suggestions for legal summer activities are greatly appreciated.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Staying At Home

I'm typing this in my bedroom while my fourth child, a lovely almost four year-old girl, is marching on the bed making up lyrics to a song she's shouting singing.  "If you wanna have it you want to have it stay. If you lost it you are really sad." Apparently  she lost. . . hold on, I'll ask her. . . she lost her stick.  Okay.  A song-worthy ballad.  And there she goes.  She's heading to the bathroom to show she's mastered the task of potty training.  But she'll be back to ask me about the faces in 100+ photos she distributed in a two foot radius around me. 

This is actually the quiet part of my day because three individuals who love humanity more than money are in the middle of the noisy part of their days.  They are educating my two ten year-olds and my seven year-old at our beloved public elementary school. 

I volunteer at my kids' public school twice a week.  I've taught math and writing to groups of six.  I've helped with after school activities.  I've tutored a fourth grader.  I've created spreadsheets for posters and administered geography quizzes.  It's fun and rewarding to pop in and teach.  But I'm ready to teach again full time.

I used to be a teacher.  I have an elementary education degree.  I worked as an elementary school librarian and reading teacher for two years.  I didn't make the kind of money folks in other professions make.  But I loved my job.  I loved the book fairs, I loved teaching vocabulary in my reading groups, I loved recess duty, I loved May Day, I loved finding books for the kids who thump, thumped up the stairs into my aqua blue library.  And I loved the acronyms, the curriculum realignment committees, and teacher's meetings. Wait.  I need to stop laughing.  I could have existed just fine without acronyms, curriculum rewrites and those ~humid~ Wednesday meetings in Tulani's room! 

In June 2000, a month before my oldest son was born, I "put in my 40 hours" for the last time.  Before the 2000-2001 school year was over, I had two new employers:


How I love them!  And I love the two additional employers who joined our company in 2004 and 2007.  There's no arguing my job description is more stressful than my old full-time career.  I do more cleaning and scolding than I ever did teaching.  Elementary school children also don't require diaper changes, thank goodness.  And I'm not as well-rested, come to think of it.  

I put in more than double my 40 hours a week, but I have loyal employers. This summer marks my 11th year with their company.  The perks are fabulous.  I listen to their jokes, join in their adventures, and end each night with their hugs and kisses.  I was even showered with gifts, jewelry, and hand-written commendations just last week Sunday!

An acquaintance suggested my being home for the past 11 years makes me an undesirable employee and teacher.  And while my most financially rewarding gigs in the last 11 years have been as babysitter and secret shopper (remind me to write a secret shopping post!), I think being a mother has prepared me to be an ideal employee and teacher.  Parenthood stretches the mind and challenges the intellect.  Parenthood changes who you are.  If you're reading this blog post, Dr. Chun, my "Teaching P.E." professor, listen to this:  I took what little athletic prowess you saw in me and voluntarily coached my child's soccer team--and they won two games (a "soccer coach" post is in the works!).  Parenthood exposes us to previously unattainable levels of selflessness.  Who doesn't want an employee like that? 

Now, would you like my employer's letter of recommendation in crayon or playdoh?
A dragon-wearing babysitting charge with my lovely fourth child.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Blogging From My iPod

Know how water and wood don't mix? Well CO has unequivocally established that bubbles and laptops don't mix. She forgot she was holding a wedding favor-sized bottle of bubbles and she pointed at a picture on the screen. Less than a tablespoon of soapy liquid dripped into the speaker holes. I did everything in my capabilities, including wiping the inside down with rubbing alcohol, but unfortunately I was unable to resuscitate our laptop.

It can be expensive to have a three year-old!

Monday, April 18, 2011

It's Back!

Spring weather isn't quite here yet, but soccer season is back. I am coaching SO's team.  With 6 and 7 year olds the game is more "mob ball chase" than actual soccer at this point, but SO seems to like it.  She scored her first goal ever this Saturday (our second game of the new season). We played my friend Tiffani's daughter's team and she e-mailed these pictures to me!


Here's our intense star player with her daddy, the referee. JO and RO are in the background watching the action.
Cool family shot, Tiff!

RO will be watching the action all season as his arm heals, but JO scored twice in the first half of his game before the coach put him back in defense.  Taking shots up front is a little new to him, but you can't argue with two goals.  Maybe our Goalie slash defender will be a forward this season.  

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Thanks for the Wiggle Room, Easter Bunny!

With three spring birthdays around here, I give Easter as little attention as possible.  We do the bare minimum: one hunt for candy-and-coin-filled plastic eggs.  The end.  No baskets and no decorations.  I can't remember the last time we boiled and dyed eggs!  With a late Easter this year, we're having a bit of fun.  I saw a crafty idea for making a tea party set out of plastic eggs (link).  Yesterday CO and I made a set of teacups and cupcakes to give to her friend at a birthday party on Saturday.  The teacups are made with buttons and half an egg.  The other half of the egg is the frosting part of the cupcakes. I used felt for the cupcake bottoms instead of playdoh containers.

And after we hunt for our plastic eggs on Easter?  We're making more!  Even the boys are excited because I used an exacto knife to cut buttons in half for cup handles.  SO joined CO's tea party this morning before school, both girls sipping and pretending to nibble away on these little cupcakes.  (Side note:  as much as joining in any hip fad like cupcake mania makes me want to vomit, THIS was easy and fun.)

And I had everything on hand, so it didn't involve a trip to Michael's or Hobby Lobby--I love "free" crafts!

It was a crafty week.  After a spring break tending Mr. Gimpy Arm Boy, I got out my beading bin and made pomegranate pendants inspired by Sue Monk Kidd's memior Traveling with Pomegranates.  She co-wrote this book about mothers and daughters with her daughter, Ann Kidd Taylor.  I liked Kidd's The Secret Life of Bees but did not like The Mermaid Chair, so I was very happy to find that I enjoyed this one.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Two Tens


Ben took these pictures on Friday before RO got his big break. (Too soon?)



Sweet jump!



We love our TWO 10 year-old boys!


Sunday, April 3, 2011

;-s Birthday to Me

I promise not to post pictures, but thought I'd mention that I'm spending my birthday in the hospital. RO fell off a swing and broke his arm between sessions. Not a happy birthday. :(